the Peanut times by:Gareth

Greetings~♥
come on to read the uber-nice 12th issue of peanut times!!! as agreed, i will talk about children's day, but as you know, homework is priority 1st on the amazing GarethRocks list, so shaddup and listen.. or read, i guess. Is water a conductor of electricity? ( ZAPPEROOO!! lols) Pure water is an insulator.
Only impure water, example: water that contains ions, will conduct electricity. As to why H2O does not break into the H ions and OH ions and then conduct electricity, to be honest, I don't yet know. But I suspect that the electrons flowing through are not vibrating at the correct frequency to excite the electrons that hold the two ions together to break apart.

well, that was amazing! A common asked question by adults: why celebrate children's day when our children are practically the one's causing our high blood pressure, low poo production, high containance of undigested food, low urine production... what was i saying?! well, basically, adults, we are somehow ur life. we are the generation of tomorrow!!! Quotation " R.E.M the next generation" We are very important, okay!! please ask more questions about this in the comment box. i will try my best to answer.

hey!! lets make fun of history!! Stamford Waffles!! Bread-itiam, Kopitalk( breadtalk) if you have any other funny historical stuff, send them to me at 81937531.

The joke corner
Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.

The poem corner
Grounded
Alone in my room, is where I will sit,
never before had I thrown such a fit.
stories and stories, I lied through my teeth,
hoping for a glimpse at a sign of relief.
They pushed and they pushed, until I gave in,
by now I should know that I never will win.
then came the punishment, for what I had done,
whatever it is it shall not be fun.
Everything's gone, no seeing nice weather,
for these next two weeks are gunna feel like forever.
With nothing to do, god forbid I should read,
but that's what they want, never follow their lead.
Just staring at walls, my but falls asleep,
there is nothing but silence not even a peep.
My TV is off, but I see people moving,
no bother to me it's actually quite soothing.
What am I saying? I think I've gone mad,
it's only three days and my life's already sad.
Every second goes by like a month or a year,
why don't they realize I'm dying in here?
Someone come get me before I go crazy,
I should use the excuse,"This is making me lazy"!
"Knock-knock" what is that? you say that it's over,
why I got up and plowed like a freak'n bull dozer.
The moral of this story is that crime doesn't pay...
and never mop the floor with your grandpa's toupee

and that is all for today, so bye!! keep a look out on the trafic, because... there are traffic lights. so stay tuned to the ghostly, ghastly 13th isse of the peanut times where everything gets ghostly!! this is reporter Gareth signing off~~~