JOKES ON THE ELDERLY... BY: Gareth...

OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties. OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted.OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part.OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted.OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history.OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver.OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures.OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate.OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world.OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay.OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest.OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan.OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty.OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap.