A singlish text! Or maybe a broken english text!

Hi guys,
Today I am going to write a singlish text.

" I know what we all can do," Tom spoke in a conspiratorial whisper as he say his plan to Dick. When the school, they allighted from it and bounded to the classroom. The classroom no people. Tom then whipped out super glue from his pocket and squeezed a lot on the teacher's chair. They break into peals of laughter when they think of the teacher funny face when he sat on it. They cannot wait for the first lesson to begin. When the bell rang, the new Science teacher came to classroom.His face broke into a snile when he say his name. Then he asked who want to be in his experiment. Many people put their hands up and Tom was pleased when the teacher say Tom you come. He sauntered to the classroom in front. His face turn ashen when the teacher take out the chair with super glue and say come sit on it. He stammer when he say he very scared and cannot do it. "Well, I knew the pranks your were going to play on me," the teacher said sternly. " I sit behind both of you just now in the bus." The two boys put their heads down and very shameful. They stayed behind in school when lessons no more that day to remove the super glue from the chair.

PS: Is it funny? All the spelling mistakes are also part of the essay. Please Comment! Your comments are all very important to me. If you don't comment right, I humtam YOU!!!!!!!!!!