the Peanut times by: Gareth ~SPECIAL EDITION~

Greetings~♥

welcome curious readers to the 10th and special issue of the peanut rimes!!! yay!! make that wonderous grin on your face bigger... okay. today, it is science time! enjoy the nice weird science..

Hello! i am doctor 8-to-the-power-of-4-spin-around-in-circles-shake-your-butt-thrice!! today, it is all about yeast. as we all know, yeast multiplies by butting. in the proccess of butting, a small butt( but stinky) grows from a yeast cell. the butt slowly increases in size to the verge of explosion and breaks off, then explodes. so, we all know this special kind of yeast never did reproduce, therefore making it extinct 5 centuries ago. i am 1509 years old gals and boys.

Doctor, you sure irritate me you nutcase ( he's gone to the mental hospital since the 2nd century) anyway, we now have DID YOU KNOW? time!!

DID YOU KNOW?
Mount Everest grows about 4mm a year as the tectonic plates of Asia and India--the Eurasian plate and the Indo-Australian plate, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas--continue to press against each other. This causes the Himalayan peaks to grow slightly each year. So not only are the Himalayas the world's tallest mountains, they are also the fastest growing!! OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT UNTIL NOW ( lols )

now........ the moment you've all been waiting for... hmmm, wait... homework!! darn!! okay.. sigh... the event i will never forget is the time i slipped on the floor and fell on my head. head first!! not butt first ( i wish it could have been my butt first... hello?! softer landing!! ) okay the REAL MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... THE LUCKY QUIZ!!! here are the rules. you have to answer an IQ question but you have to be the first to answer and it OF COURSE must be correct. the prize is..... A MR.MEN CAPSULE!!! THE CROWD ROARS!!!!
anywayz, here is the question:

If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what is the name of the driver?
PLEASE WRITE YOUR ANSWERS IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW

~THE POEM SECTION~

I Can't Remember!
Just a line to say I'm living,
that I'm not among the dead,
though I'm getting more forgetful
and mixed up in the head.

I got used to my arthritis,
to my dentures I'm resigned,
I can manage my bifocals
but God I miss my mind,

For sometimes I can't remember,
when I stand at the foot of the stairs,
if I must go up for something,
or have just come down from there.

And before the fridge so often,
my poor mind is filled with doubt,
have I just put food away,
or have I come to take some out?

And there's the time when it is dark
with my nightcap on my head,
I don't know if I'm retiring,
or just getting out of bed.

So if it's my turn to write to you,
there's no need for getting sore,
I may think that I have written
and don't want to be a bore.

So, remember that I love you
and wish that you were near
but now it's nearly mail time
so I must say good-bye dear,

There I stand beside the mailbox
with a face so very red,
instead of mailing you my letter,
I opened it instead!

that is all for today my readers and please look out for the 11th issue of the peanut times where we talk about teacher's day!! keep a look out for it! This is reporter Gareth signing off..... i am 1509 years old! remember!..... oh just shut up doctor~~ -.-