the Peanut times by: Gareth

Greetings~♥


welcome readers to the 6th issue of the peanut times!! as you all know, i have been busy doing all my homework from page 56 to 129 ( darn i've gone mad for math!!) anywayz, back to the real world...


Another one of my homework, Evoking Emotions, was quite okay ( NOT!!) when i sang mary had a little lamb in a happy tone, i felt, well, happy and there was a nice feeling to the gut of mine... when i sang it in a sad tone, i like OMG cried... ( why do my hands have to itch to write down this feeling...) there was a solemn feeling in me and that's what made this reporter cry... ( like how my favourite stuffed toy animal got thrown away by some diabolic people...) when i sang it in a frightened tone, there was a sense of suspense and i didn't really get to sing the whole song cos' horror caught the sound before it made it... when i sang it in an excited tone, i was so refreshed and was eager to find out what i would say next!! AND I AM FINALLY DONE...


Here's a joke for you all to thank you for reading this spectacular issue!!


One day, a boy named Alphonso won a helicopter package consisting of : 2 free tickets to an exclusive movie " Helicopper " , a free ride on a real helicopter and he will get to skydive from it... So, he went to some helicopter company and presented the ticket. They gave him a free lesson on what to do before skydiving:


Man : these are the steps...

Squat

Pray

Leap

Aaaahhhh!!

Touchdown

Alphonso: okay let me try it... *does exactly what the man did*

Alphonso: HEY!! DUDE!! THE INITIALS OF THE WORDS BEFORE SPELL S.P.L.A.T!! SPLAT!!

Man: Dang It...


Remember to look out for the 7th issue of ''The Peanut Times'' This is reporter Gareth signing off~