Tuesday, 11 August 2009

the Peanut times by: Gareth

Greetings~♥

welcome to the 4th issue of the peanut times!! i will be emphasising( okay, fine i dont know how to use this word) how i spent my national day!!

well, according to the ever-reliable GarethRocks remembrance system, i played the computer from 1pm to 10pm. at my aunt's house (Why does it have to be a condominium?!) Anyways, my cousins a.k.a Gwen and Glenn came and we had lots of fun and we said the pledge during pledge moment!! ( i know you people who did not do it are remorseful, but dont blame me for this: HAHAHAHAHA!! I ROCK!!) Hmm... Oh!! my aunt (gwen and glenn's mom) ordered KFC!!!!!!!!! WOUHOU!!!!!!!!!! then we sang the national anthem together with the 27,ooo plus ppl on television and me, the ONLY prefect in the midst said "SEKOLAH, SENANGDIRI, REHAKAN DIRI" ( I BEG YOU TO LAUGH LOUDLY IF YOU SEE THIS COS' I KNOW I HAVE SPELT ONE WORD OR MORE WRONGLY.. I WISH I KNEW WHICH!!!) i know it was not a school i was saying it to, but you cant blame me!!

WHY DID GARETH MAKE THIS MISTAKE?

A) Gareth purposely acted like he didnt know in order to make his malay friends think he is a failure ( they may think he is a malay )

B) Gareth was never educated in any sort of way, rendering him strange and not knowing how to speak well

C) Part of his brain that was malay exploded ( caused by Brain Selamat )

D) He never was a malay to begin with


i personally think that this mysteriously mysterious mystery has to be solved by 42 people ( Obviously my class ) and please enter your answers in the comments column below and use superglue or something like that to be attached to the computer everyday ( heh..... mentally!! not physically!! ) to look out for the 5th issue of the Peanut times.... reporter Gareth signing off~

2 comments:

  1. You did not talk about the Peanut Times series 1,2 and 3

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  2. Funny!But I think that the title,you should write what is the series so people will know!!!
    Qiu En

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