Tuesday 20 January 2009

Funny improper english- By: Gareth

HILARIOUS.... Dear Ah Lian Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye..... Worm regard, Ah Beng

4 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahaha....... Gareth, very funny! Ah beng did not have education, is it?



    -Calvin

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  2. Why don't you try and write it properly, anybody?

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  3. Dear Ah Lian,
    Thank you for your letter.I have not seen you for a long time.How is everything?For me,i am quite fine.In your letter,you said that your boss wants you to change your look.I hope you can properly in slippers.Did you know,Ah Kau Kia is working in a software company now?Last week,he took Muthu,a few of his friends and me to May Nonut to eat burgers.After that,he took us to sing karaoke.Muthu kept singing till dawn.Next week,my parents are going to celebrate their 20th anniversary.They are going to give a feast to all the village people.Therefore,you must come with your whole family.I hope that 1 day,we do not need to write each other letters.We can email each other.I will catch up with you soon.When you have time,please feel free to call me.Goodbye!

    Warm regards,
    Ah Beng

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