Joke

customer:''waiter,waiter!there's a frog in my soup!''
waiter:''sorry,the fly is on vacation!''

there was once a tribe of cannibals.when they had finished eating the human meat,they would use their skin to make boats.once,they captured a chinese man.the man was learned and he knew how the cannibals would use skin to make boats.so,before he was killed,he was granted a death wish.the man asked for a fork.when he was given the fork,he poked himself profusely and said''i hope your boat will sink!i hope your boat will sink!''

mavis
i know they are a bit lame...
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