the Peanut times By:Gareth

Greetings~♥

welcome, fans to the 19th issue of the pistachio times! oi, lulu, it's not pistachio, it's peanut! errhmmmhmmm.... that was my annoying assistant lulu la foofoo. anyway, welcome to the peanut times! we are just 1 issue away from the anniversary! even the hardworking idiot, me, is so excited that i have already started pulling my hair out!!! so, as i was saying, the readers of this issue are up for a special issue now! so get ready...3...2...4...errr...6...2...7...1 let the fun begin!!

everyone, hello, i am Professor K.A.BOOM, here to teach you a horrible science lesson. i have learnt this for over 2098 years and have finally perfected it. will plants be affected if it is too hot or cold? Most plants and flowers tend to thrive with heat. Excessive heat , of course, works against you(take it from the Arizona gardener who's had to give up on growing some of her favorites!). However, a moderate amount of heat is certainly good for most plants, especially if you can provide partial shade. Most plants and flowers do in fact want some heat to grow.Cold is another matter. Most plants just don't like too much cold. One flower that comes to mind that can take the cold is pansies, but even they will die off if it gets TOO cold. Most people do not maintain very big gardens during winter months, and that is largely because it's simply too difficult to maintain one. A couple of hard freezes will kill off pretty much any garden you have, so if you live in an area that gets very cold weather, you can't really expect to keep outdoor plants and have them thrive through the cold.
The best climate I ever lived in for gardening was New Mexico. Nice moderate weather, very dry, and didn't get too cold usually. It was often possible to keep a garden in winter there. hey, i told you i perfected it!

thank you professor K.A.BOOM, for your great advice. time for some great jokes!

Ping Pong Balls Three men wanted to marry the same woman. She couldn't decide. So She decided to come up with a fun way. "Whoever brings me the most ping-pong balls, that's who I'll marry." One week goes by, and the first man comes up with a dump-truck full of ping-pong balls. She's impressed. Another week goes by, and another man comes back with a freight train full of ping-pong balls. She's very impressed. She waits for the 3rd man. Finally, he comes back after six months. He's beat up. He's got a black eye, and he's covered with bruises and splattered with blood. He's carrying a trash-bag. The lady says, "Sorry man, it doesn't look like you have enough ping-pong balls in that bag." He exclaims, "Ping-pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls!"

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,

"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled
her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's
Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry,
Honey, It's Thursday -- duuhh.

sorry ppl, no poems today... cos' no inspiration yet.... T_T nvm... but on the anniversary, i peomise you 2 poems! this is reporter Gareth, signing off~~