welcome to the marvelous 17th issue as we are one issue ahead to the spectacular anniversary of the peanut times! Okay, let's have a guessing game for fun! who do the peanut times fans think is my, reporter Gareth's greatest enemy cum person i hate... please write your answers in the comment box!! as you all know, homework is a must ( i have been saying this lots) so sit back relax and...well...die.(jk) Prism VS Pyramid which will triumph? In geometry, an n-sided prism is a polyhedron made of an n-sided polygonal base, a translated copy, and n faces joining corresponding sides. Thus these joining faces are parallelograms. All cross-sections parallel to the base faces are the same. A prism is a subclass of the prismatoids.
In geometry, a pyramid is a polyhedron formed by connecting a polygonal base and a point, called the apex. Each base edge and apex form a triangle. It is a conic solid with polygonal base.
A pyramid with an n-sided base will have n + 1 vertices, n + 1 faces, and 2n edges. All pyramids are self-dual.
When unspecified, the base is usually assumed to be square.
If the base is a regular polygon and the apex is above the center of the polygon, an n-gonal pyramid will have Cnv symmetry.
Pyramids are a subclass of the prismatoidsguess what ppl? i hate homework ( common for everyone) so, i never expect to do this again! ever! lol...hrhmmm.... how about some jokes to spice up the time cos' i haven't found any great news... so...Joke time!!!!
Generous Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I
give any to you?"
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
lol... there will be no poems this time as my mind is still thinking... okay, so lets end here, but i promise u, the next issue will be a bomb! this is reporter Gareth signing off~~~
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